submitted by Elios!
Two old Jewish men are strolling down the street one day
when they happen to walk by a Catholic church. They see a
big sign posted that says, "Convert to Catholicism and get
One of the Jewish men stops walking and stares at the sign.
His friend turns to him and says, "Murray, what's going on?"
"Abe," replies Murray, "I'm thinking of doing it."
Abe says, "What are you, crazy?"
Murray thinks for a minute and says, "Abe, I'm going to do it."
With that, Murray strides purposefully into the church and
comes out twenty minutes later with his head bowed.
"So," asks Abe, "did you get your ten dollars?"
Murray looks up at him and says, "Is that all you people think