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10: 6:45 is too early for most Lebanese to get up

9 : Lebanese are always late, they would've missed all 4 flights.

8 : Hot girls on the planes would have distracted them.

7 : Lebanese only uses cellular phones to make missed calls and not to communicate with each other.

6 : Free alcohol on the plane, get it?

5 : The suspected car found outside of Boston Airport would be a BMW not a Ford.

4 : They wouldn't have a meeting in Afghanistan "there are no girls there", perhaps in Sweden

3 : Talking behind each other's back would start a big fight on the plane.

2 : 18 Lebanese can't even organize a simple lunch to get together! You think they can organize such an attack?

1 : They would've been too busy fixing their hair.

 


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