submitted by Sam
There is a man sitting in a bar, sipping on his suds. A fag
slides up next to him and says, "If you woke up in the forest,
and your ass itched, and when you scratched it, you got
Vaseline on your hand, would you tell anyone?"
"Well, if you reached farther into the crack of your ass and
pulled out a used condom, would you tell anyone?"
"Wanna go camping?"