submitted by Dany



The best way of describing a woman is to use a ball.

At 18, she is a football - 22 men going after her.
At 28, she is a hockey ball - 8 men after her.
At 38, she is a golf ball - 1 man after her.
At 48, she is a Ping-Pong ball - 2 men pushing to each other.

What woman think about sex

At age 8 ignore it.
At age 18 experience it.
At age 28 look for it.
At age 38 ask for it.
At age 48 beg for it.
At age 58 pay for it.
At age 68 pray for it.
At age 78 forget it!




The best way of describing a man is to compare him to fruits.

At 20 - A man is like a coconut; so much to offer, so little to give.
At 30 - He is like a durian;dangerous but delicious.
At 40 - He is like a water-melon; big, round & juicy.
At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange; the season comes once in a year.
At 60 - He is just like a raisin; dried out, wrinkled & cheap.

Man's sexual stages

At 20s thrice weekly
At 30s tries weekly
At 40s tries weakly
At 50s tries and tries
At 60s tries and cries
At 70s tries and dies!