Hope none shall be offended because none is meant specifically or generically. The following memo from a beautiful secretary is self-explanatory !

TO: My Boss FROM: Blondie RE: Changing calendars from Y2K

I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion. The calendars have returned from the printer and are ready to be distributed with the following new months:

Januark Februark Mak Julk...

I also changed all the days of each week to:

Sundak Mondak Tuesdak Wednesdak Thursdak Fridak Saturdak

We are now Y to K compliant.