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  An American Gotta Pee  
   




An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to take a leak something terrible. After a long search he just couldn't find any place to relieve himself. So he just went down one of the side streets to take care of business.

Before he could even get unzipped, a Moscow police office asked, "Hey you -- what are you doing?"

"I gotta pee, man."

"You can't pee here. Look, follow me."

The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges.

"Here," said the cop, whiz away."

The American shrugs, turns, unzips, and starts right on the flowers.

"Ahhh. Whew. Thanks. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?"

"No. This is the American Embassy."

 


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