A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak
accident. So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells
them that, unfortunately, heaven is overcrowded, so they
each have to answer a question correctly for admission.
The teacher is first, and St. Peter asks, "Name the famous
ship that was sunk by an iceberg?" "Phew, that one's easy,"
says the teacher, "The Titanic." " Alright," said St.Peter, "you
Then the thief got his question: "How many died on the
Titanic?" The thief replied, "That's a toughy, but fortunately I
just saw the movie. The answer is 1500 people." And so he
Last, St. Peter gave the lawyer his question: "Name them."