When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter
showed him to his house; a beautiful 20 room house, with grounds
and a tennis court. Bill Gates was pleased, and spent many
months enjoying the amenities of Heaven.
One day, he was enjoying one of Heaven's many fine parks, when
he ran into a man dressed in a fine tailored suit.
"That is a nice suit, my friend," said Gates. "Where did you
"Actually," the man replied, "I was given a hundred of these
when I got here. I've been treated really well. I got a mansion
on a hill overlooking a beautiful hill, with a huge five-hundred
acre estate, a golf course, and three Rolls Royces."
"Were you a Pope, or a doctor healing the sick?" asked Gates.
"No," said his new friend, "Actually, I was the captain of the
Hearing this made Gates so angry that he immediately stalked off
to find St. Peter.
Cornering Peter, he told him about the man he had just met, saying,
"How could you give me a paltry new house, while you're showering
new cars, a mansion, and fine suits on the Captain of the Titanic?
I invented the Windows operating system! Why does he deserve
"Yes, but we use Windows," replied Peter, "and the Titanic only