A serious golfer was three strokes behind in a competitive match.

On the seventh hole he mumbles to himself, "I'd give anything to sink this next putt."

A stranger walks up to him and whispers, "Would you give up a fourth of your sex life to sink this putt?"

The golfer is puzzled but after a minute he says, "Ok." And sure enough, he sinks the putt.

Two holes later he mumbles again, "If I could only get a birdie on this hole."

The same stranger moves to his side and says, "Would it be worth another fourth of your sex life?"

The golfer shrugs and again says, "Ok." And he makes a birdie. On the final hole the golfer still needs an eagle to win.

The stranger steps to his side and says, "Would you be willing to give up the rest of your sex life to win this match?"

This time the golfer says, "Certainly," and makes an eagle!

As the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger walks alongside and whispers in his ear, "I'm the devil and from now on you will have no sex life."

"No problem," says the golfer, "My name is Father O'Malley."