rEad tHe sTory fIrst...
We'd go and sit on the balcony at Terminal 3 at Heathrow Airport, directly under one
of the PA speakers where we put a tape machine in a bag with the microphone poking out
of the top. Then w e'd look for a flight that had arrived in the last 40 minutes
from somewhere where you'd expect people with unpronounceable names...
We would then go to the Airport Help Desk with a pre-written note containing
the names of fictitious passengers and ask them to read out the names
over the PA system.
The passenger's names looked innocent enough on paper but they sounded like
something else when read out loud.
on the "sounded like"
link to hear the voice
Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed
I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired...
Arjevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie
I've just been fired, and bye-bye everybody
Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Krost
I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed...
Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet
Oo-ah, that's better and now I need a shit...
Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted
My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard...
Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee,
Still I got my own back and took a piss in his tea...