submitted by Evan
A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi
border. To their surprise, they found the badly mangled dead
body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch along the road.
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled
American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, who
was still barely alive. They ran to him, cradled his blood-
covered head and asked him what had happened.
"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to
the teeth. I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard.
I looked him right in the eye and shouted, "Saddam Hussein is
an unprincipled, lying piece of trash!
"He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, "Bill Clinton
is an unprincipled, lying piece of trash too!
"We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us."