submitted by Nazih
After a night on the town, a young woman brought a new
friend home for a late-night drink. "You can't make
any noise," she warned him. "My parents are upstairs
and if they find out they'll kill us."
Things started getting heated on the sofa, but after a
while alcohol got the better of the man. "I have to
go," he said.
"Well you can't go upstairs. The bathroom is right
next to my parents' bedroom," she replied. "Use the
So he dutifully retired to the kitchen. A few minutes
later, he popped his head around the door and asked,
"Do you have any toilet paper, or should I just use a