Ten Ways to Tell if You Need Another Lawyer

10. He does whatever you tell him not to do .

9. He has a different wife from the last time you saw him.

8. He guarantees millions if he gets 75% of it .

7. He's got his kindergarten graduation certificate up on the wall with his very few others.

6. If he wears a cowboy hat.

5. If his office keeps moving from place to place.

4. If he winks at you while he claims your case.

3. If he use to be a postal worker.

2. If he loves Bob Dole.

1. If he keeps having secret meetings at your judge's house.