here are cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively.

ell, how about some "ass icons"?

ere it goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_._) a flat ass

(_^^_) a bubble ass

(_*_) a sore ass

(_!__) a lop-sided ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_O_) and an ass that's been around even more

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) 'leave my ass alone' ass

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_o^^o_) a wise ass

(_13_) an unlucky ass

(_[]_) just sh*t a brick ass

(_@_) a stuck-up ass

(_\_) (_|_) (_/_) wiggling ass