submitted by Dany!

#Height of Confusion: Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles.

#Height of Pain: A monkey sliding down a knife's edge using balls as his brakes.

#Height of Honesty: A pregnant woman asking the bus conductor for one & a half ticket.

#Height of Foolishness:
1. A guy peeping through' the keyhole of a glass door.
2. Two Bald men fighting for a comb
3. Taking color photograph of a zebra.

#Height of Revenge: A bastard puncturing all the condoms in a contraceptive factory.

#Height of Patriotism: Pooja Bedi recommending Khadi Bikini. Mahatma Gandhi recommending Khadi condoms.

#Height of Loose Motion: Tabbu sitting on a shit pot and singing: "Ruk Ruk Ruk, Aree Baba Ruk".

#Height of Constipation: Sanjay Kapoor sitting on a shit pot and singing: "Aati Nahi.. Samne hai magar voh aati nahi".

#Height of Noise: Two skeletons fucking on a tin roof.

#Height of Itch: A fat man hanging (upside down) from a roof trying to scratch his balls.

#Height of Tininess: A small beauty spot on the Right cheek of an ant.

#Height of Innocence: A teenager girl applying Clearsil to her nipples thinking them as pimples.

#Height of Unemployment: Cobwebs in prostitute's cunt.

#Height of Laziness:
1. A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.
2. Adoption.

#Height of Competition:
1. A guy peeing beside a waterfall.
2. A topless lady standing near mount Everest.

#Height of Bravery: A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter on an island of gays.

#Height of Sophistication: Sucking nipples with a straw.

#Height of Disgust: While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper.

#Height of Technology: Condom with zip.

#Height of Penetration: A baby girl born pregnant.

#Height of Darkness: A Negro searching for his penis in a dark room.

#Height of Fashion:
1. A female applying lipstick to her vertical Lips.
2. Sardaarji wearing 'baggy' pagdi.

#Height of Patience: A female lying naked under a banana tree and hoping for banana to fall in.

#Height of Coincidence: And the banana falling in.

#Height of Heights: A tall girl marrying a dwarf, When nose to nose... the toes go in, When toes to toes...the nose goes in.

#Height of Suspense: I'll Tell You Tomorrow!!