submitted by Jade

This fag was driving his sports car around the corner, when a eighteen-wheeler pulled out of the alley an into the fag's way. The sports car plows into the truck and totally fucks up the front end of the sports car.

The fag jumps out of the car, comes tearing around the side of the truck where the truck driver is, and hollers, "You did that on purpose! You just pulled right out in front of me!"

The truck driver says, "Suck my dick, you flaming faggot."

Waving his hands, "Don't talk LOVELY to me!!! I'm really fucking PISSED here!"