submitted by Denise!

A good way to answer some of the tough questions by your kids.
I hope u enjoy.

(SON) (S): Why is making love so enjoyable?
Father (F): It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger!

S : Why do women enjoy sex more than men?
F : It is because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger.

S: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
F: It is like when you are walking on the street, someone else come over and dig your nose, do you like it?

S: Why can't women have...when they are having menses?
F: If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it?

S: Why does man not like to wear condoms when they are making love?
F: Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger?

S: Why is making love carried out in private?
F: Will you dig you nose in front of your class? Stupid!

S: Whoa . . Father, you are good!........