Hope none shall be offended because none is meant specifically or generically.
The following memo from a beautiful secretary is self-explanatory !
TO: My Boss
FROM: Blondie
RE: Changing calendars from Y2K
I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of
this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion.
The calendars have returned from the printer and are ready to be distributed with the
following new months:
Januark
Februark
Mak
Julk...
I also changed all the days of each week to:
Sundak
Mondak
Tuesdak
Wednesdak
Thursdak
Fridak
Saturdak
We are now Y to K compliant.
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