blonde is not too bright, but she was very lucky. She paid $1 for a lottery ticket and won $100,000.

o she went to the lottery office with the winning ticket to claim her $100,000 prize.

nfortunately, the blonde didn't read the small print. The lottery official explained that she would get $10,000 cash today, and nine installments of $10,000 yearly.

he was furious, thinking she was being cheated, and she screamed at the official, "Look!!! I want all my money right now -- or give me back my dollar!"