Two aliens land on the earth, near L.A. They get
out of their aircraft, take their scanners, and
start exploring their surroundings. After walking
for a while, they suddenly see a L.A.P.D. cap
lying in the middle of the road. So the first
alien says:
'UX251, do you see the object on the ground?'
'Yes', answers the other, 'What could it be?'
'I don't know, UX251, pass the scanner and see
if we can retrieve some data on it.'
So they scan the object. 'No data available, UZ11,
what will we do now?'
The alien thinks for a while and picks up the cap,
and puts it on his head.
'What could this object possibly be?' asks the other one.
'I don't know you weirdo,' says the alien, 'but I
sure feel like beating the crap out of you.'
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