Paul was dating Mary. The young couple sat in the parlor of the girl's house night after night, much to the annoyance of Mary's father.

One night he couldn't take any more. Standing at the top of the stairs, he yelled down, "What's that Paul fella doin' here all hours of the night?"

"Why, Dad," said Mary, "Paul was just telling me everything that's in his heart!"

"Well, next time," roared the father, "just let him tell you what's in his head, and it won't take half as long!"