A graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"

The graduate with a liberal arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

An M.D. says: "First I like you to run some lab tests.."

The lawyer asks: "How do you settle disputes.?"

The banker says: "Rates are falling"

The Funds broker: "Shall we add it to your portfolio ?"

A Leb elections candidate: "How many votes is it worth ?"