submitted by Elie

A couple age 67 went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, 'What can I do for you?'

The man said, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'

The doctor looked puzzled but agreed.

When the couple had finished, the doctor said, 'There isn't anything wrong with the way you have intercourse,' and he charged the couple $32.00.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse, pay the doctor and leave. Finally the doctor asked, 'Just exactly what are you trying to find out?'

The old man said, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married so we can't go to her house. I'm married so we can't go to my house.

The Holiday Inn charges $60.00, the Hilton charges $78.00, and we can do it here for $32.00 and I get back $28.00 from Medicare for a visit to the doctor's office.