submitted by Choghik

Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good evening dear, I'm now logged in."

Wife: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or filename.

Wife: But I told you in the morning.
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?

Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found...

Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...

Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers, or are you just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters...

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.

Wife: You are a useless.
Husband: It's by Default.

Wife: What about your salary?
Husband: File in use... Try after some time.

Wife: What is my value in the family?
Husband: Unknown Virus.