submitted by Adams

This guy's walking down the street when he runs into a buddy he's not seen for quite a while. The buddy looks so happy and cheerful. The first guy says, "Hey man, I've not seen you for awhile! Why are ya so happy?"

His friend says, "Man, my brother just got married to this beautiful blonde chick. She's got big tits and a great body. But the BEST thing is . . . *I* fuck her! My dad fucks her! My brother fucks her! And remember little Scottie?"

"Yeah!"

"Even HE fucks her!"

"That's great! Well, stay cool!" and they part ways.

Not long after, they run into one another again, and the guy's buddy is smiling to beat the band. "Man, every time I see you you're just happier than a pig in shit. What is it this time?"

"You wouldn't believe this. My dad just got remarried to this hot brunette! She's got this great jugs, a fantastic smile -- but best of all, *I* fuck her! My brother fucks her! My dad gets to fuck her too -- and remember little Scottie?"

"Yeah, sure!"

"Even little Scottie fucks her!"

"Cool. Real cool!" And, once again, they part ways.

Because these jokes run in threes, naturally the two guys show back up again. But this time, the buddy is pretty bummed out.

"Man, what's going on now? You were so happy the last time I saw you!"

"Awww, man, you wouldn't believe it. My sister just got married to this huge black dude. He's about 6'9" and he's the meanest motherfucker in the world. The shit of it is, he fucks my dad. He fucks my brother. He fucks *me*. And remember little Scottie?"

"Yeah."

"He died."