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submitted by Andy

A boy was in class and he raised his hand and asked his teacher, "What's so bad about Russia?" His teacher said, "thats it, young man, go to the principals office."

The boy walked into the principals office and the priciple asked him what he was doing there. The boy said "I was in class, and I asked my teacher a question, and she sent me here." The principal said "What was the question?" The boy replied "What's so bad about Russia?" The principal shouted, "You are suspended for two weeks."

The boy walked into his house. His mother asked, "What are you doing home so early?" The boy replied, "I was in class, and I asked the teacher a question. The teacher sent me to the principal's office. I asked the priciple the question and he suspended me for two weeks." The mother said, "Well, what's the question?" "What's so bad about Russia?" The boy responded. "Go up to your room and wait for your father to get home." His mother shouted.

The father walked into his boys room and said "So, I herd you got in trouble at school today. What happened?" The boy said, "I was in class and I asked the teacher a question and she sent me to the principal's office. I asked him and he suspended me for two weeks. I asked mom, and she sent me up here." "So, what's the question?" The father asked. "What's so bad about Russia?" The boy said. The father picked him up and threw him out the window.

A cop saw all this and asked the boy what happened. The boy said, "I was in class and I asked the teacher a question and she sent me to the principal's office. I asked him and he suspended me for two weeks. I asked mom, and she sent me up to my room. I asked dad and he threw me out the window." "So, what's the question?" The cop asked. "What's so bad about Russia?" The boy said. "That's it young man, your going to reform school."

The first day at school, his new teacher asked him why he was there. The boy said, "At my old school, I was in class and I asked the teacher a question and she sent me to the principal's office. I asked him and he suspended me for two weeks. I asked mom, and she sent me up to my room. I asked dad and he threw me out the window. Then I saw a cop and asked him, and he sent me here." "So, what's the question?" The teacher asked.

"What's so bad about Russia?" The boy said. "That's it young man, go to the principal's office." Said the rather flustered teacher.

He walked into the principal's office, and the principal said, "In trouble already? What happened?" The boy said "At my old school, I was in class and I asked the teacher a question and she sent me to the principal's office. I asked him and he suspended me for two weeks. I asked mom, and she sent me up to my room. I asked dad and he thew me out the window. Then I saw a cop and asked him, and he sent me here. Then I asked my teacher and she sent me to your office." "So, what's the question?" The principal asked. "What's so bad about Russia?" The boy asked. "That's it, I'm sending you to Russia."

So the boy is in Russia for the very first day, and he walks out of the airport. Right after walking out, he gets hit by a bus.

Q: Whats the moral of the story?

A: Look both ways before crossing the street.

 


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