submitted by Michel

There were three men sitting down for lunch, on the building frame they had been working on. There was Brunet, a Red-Head, and a Blonde.

The Brunet opened up his lunchbox and said

MAN, IF I GET BALONE-AND-CHEESE ONE MORE TIME I'LL JUMP OFF THIS BUILDING!

Soon after this, the Red-Head opened his lunch box and shouted

"IF I GET BALONE AND CHEESE ONE MORE TIME, I'LL JUMP OFF THIS BUILDING!"

And of course the Blonde did the same.

The next day all three get balone-and-cheese, and jumped their deaths.

At their funerals. The Brunet's wife said

IF HE WOULD'VE ONLY TOLD ME HE DIDN'T LIKE BALONE-CHEESE, I WOULD'VE FIXED HIM SOMETHING DIFFERENT!" SOB SOB.

The Red-Head's wife said " IF HE WOULD'VE ONLY TOLD ME HE DIDN'T LIKE BALONE-AND-CHEESE, I WOULD'VE FIXED HIM SOMETHING DIFFERENT!" SNIFFLE,SNIFFLE.

The Blonde's wife said "DON'T LOOK AT ME, HE FIXED HIS OWN LUNCH!