submitted by Nadine

Steve went to confession, and told the priest that he had been with 5 different women the night before, each one another man's fiancee or wife.

The priest told our man Steve to go home and squeeze 3 lemons and 2 limes into a cup of water and drink it.

Steve asked the priest if that would give him absolution.

The priest replied, "No, but it should wipe that smirky grin off your face!"