The new groom had been assured by his fiancee that she was a virgin. Given the state of modern morals, however, he didn't completely trust her; so he devised a little quiz for their wedding night.

Pulling down his pajamas, he asked, "Honey do you know what this is?"

"A wee-wee, "she answered coyly.

Delighted by her naivete, the cracker corrected her gently, "No sweetheart, it's a cock."

"Uh-uh. It's a wee-wee," insisted the bride, shaking her head.

Slightly annoyed, he took her to task. "It's time for you to learn a few things, dear. Now, this is a cock."

"No way, "she retorted. "A cock is long, round and black."