Three nuns were talking.
The first nun said, "I was cleaning in the father's room the other day and guess what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines."

"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.

"Of course I threw them in the trash."

The second nun said, "I can top that.

I was in the father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!"

"Oh my!" gasped the other nuns.

"What did you do?" they asked.

"I poked holes in all of them!" she replied.

The third nun fainted.