submitted by Andreas!

CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so verwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour.
PETER : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life... ???

1st MAN : I'm worried about my daughter. She keeps being chased by the doctor.
2nd MAN : Has she tried an apple??

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

Man : You remind me of the sea.
Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man : NO, because you make me sick.

Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
Husband : You tell a woman something,it goes in the ears and come out of the mouth.

Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Peter : Mom, does God use our bathroom?
Mother : No, Peter. Why?
Peter : Because Daddy bangs on the door every morning and yells,"Oh God,are you still there?"