A woman went to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sat down and begin eating a fine meal.

About halfway through the dinner, the woman began to feel some discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. A few more minutes passed and the gas pains were almost bringing tears to her eyes. Finally, unable to control herself anymore, she let out a dainty fart.

It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. But before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman's feet and said, in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!"

A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked and the dog and yelled, "Dammit, Skippy!"

Once again the woman smiled and thought, "Yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing.

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit, Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!"