A gay guy walks into a barber shop. He says to the barber. "Sir how can I make hair grow on my chest?"

The barber replies, "Go home and put Vaseline on your chest real thick..."

That night the young man does as the barber told him. His partner climbs into bed and reaches over to hold him and feels the slime on his chest..he says, "What the hell is this?"

The other man replies, "The barber told me that if I put Vaseline on my chest hair would grow..."

His partner replies, "You stupid son of a bitch, if that were the case you would have a damn pony tail hanging out of your ass."