One day a man was at work and his employee noticed that his fly was open so she said,

"Mr. Curtis, your bear store is open."

He finally realized what she was talking about and decided to have a little fun....

"When you noticed that my Bear Store was open did you see a soldier standing at attention next to two barrels of ammo?!" said Mr.Curtis.

"No I didn't," she replied,
"I saw a handicapped veteran sitting on some old duffle bags!"