A guy walks into a bar and starts chatting with a tall, attractive blonde
woman. During the course of the conversation he says would you like to hear
a 'blonde' joke ?
"Well", says the girl, "I'm obviously blonde, I'm 6 feet tall without heels
and I've been training in judo for the past 5 years."
Raising her voice slightly she went on, "My flatmate's blonde, she's 6 feet 2 inches
tall, has been involved in karate for 10 years, she's a black belt and has been
Southern Counties Ladies' Champion for the past 3 years.
Lastly she added "My next door neighbor's blonde, she weighs over 200 pounds and is
a professional womens' wrestler, do you still want to tell the joke about a blonde ?"
"Well no" came the reply, "Not if I've got to explain it 3 times".