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submitted by A.Saber

One day, the Egyptian President calls the Lebanese President, and says:

- We have had a terrible disaster here, and I need your help.

- What can I do for you?

- Our largest Condom factory was burnt to the ground in a big fire, and we will need 10 million units immediately. You know how we Egyptians are.

- I will speak to the president of Johnson & Johnson who is my friend, says the Lebanese president.

- Fine, But there is one thing. The size MUST be at least 25 cm long by 8 cm diameter; you know how we Egyptians are.

- The Lebanese president didn't like that last remark. He called his friend at Johnson and explained the case.

- No problem. I can deliver this rush order in 5 days.

- But the size should be 25 X 8 cm.

- Sure anything you say Mr. President.

- Now I want you to do me a favor. On the package, print in capital letters the following:

MADE IN LEBANON - Size: SMALL

 


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