submitted by A.Saber
One day, the Egyptian President calls the Lebanese President, and says:
- We have had a terrible disaster here, and I need your help.
- What can I do for you?
- Our largest Condom factory was burnt to the ground in a big fire, and we will need 10 million units immediately. You know how we Egyptians are.
- I will speak to the president of Johnson & Johnson who is my friend, says the Lebanese president.
- Fine, But there is one thing. The size MUST be at least 25 cm long by 8 cm diameter; you know how we Egyptians are.
- The Lebanese president didn't like that last remark. He called his friend at Johnson and explained the case.
- No problem. I can deliver this rush order in 5 days.
- But the size should be 25 X 8 cm.
- Sure anything you say Mr. President.
- Now I want you to do me a favor. On the package, print in capital letters the following:
MADE IN LEBANON - Size: SMALL