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Are you harboring a fugitive?
Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me A.S.A.P.
Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man
Dum Gai

Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table.
Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a facelift.
Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here.
Wai So Dim?

Has your flight been delayed?
Hao Long Wei Ting?

That was an unauthorized execution.
Lin Ching

I thought you were on a diet.
Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow-away zone.
No Pah King

Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena?
Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

You are not very bright.
Yu So Dum

I got this for free.
Ai No Pei

I am not guilty.
Wai Hang Mi?

Please, stay a while longer.
Wai Go Nao?

Our meeting was scheduled for next week.
Wai Yu Kum Nao?

They have arrived.
Hia Dei Kum

Stay out of sight.
Lei Lo

He's cleaning his automobile.
Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive.
Yu stin ki pu

 


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