a blonde was standing in front of a soda machine saying:
"You are a dumb looking button. You don't have much of a future, either. People are going to be punching you all your life. Then you are going to be replaced by a much better looking button."

A man, waiting for his turn at the Soda machine, foolishly asked what she was doing.

She pointed to the notice on the front of the machine, which said, "Depress button for ice."