Ten Ways to Tell if You Need Another Lawyer
10. He does whatever you tell him not to do .
9. He has a different wife from the last time you saw him.
8. He guarantees millions if he gets 75% of it .
7. He's got his kindergarten graduation certificate up
on the wall with his very few others.
6. If he wears a cowboy hat.
5. If his office keeps moving from place to place.
4. If he winks at you while he claims your case.
3. If he use to be a postal worker.
2. If he loves Bob Dole.
1. If he keeps having secret meetings at your judge's house.