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Ok.. so Abu Abed comes home one night feeling horny, but unfortunately Em Abed is 9 months pregnant and is sure not in the mood... so she gives her husband 10 liras and tells him to go out and find a nice young lady.

So Abu Abed goes with his 10 liras and on the way down, bumps into their neighbor, Em Steif.. and she asks him where he is going. Abu Abed tells her, and she says why not come in to her house since Abue Steif is not in.. so he goes into her bedroom for a quickie, gives her the 10 liras and goes home.

Em Abed looks surprised and wonders how he went and came back so quick? Abu Abed explains how he bumped into Em Steif...

"What?", Em ABed cries,"that BITCH!! she took 10 liras from you while I entertain her husband for free!!!"....

 


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