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submitted by Andy!

It melts in your mouth, not in your hand You can have chocolate all weekend long and still walk straight on Monday Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft You can safely have chocolate while you are driving You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to You can have chocolate even in front of your mother With chocolate there's no need for a wrapper. Chocolate doesn't complain if you don't eat it right. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate You can have chocolate on your desk without upsetting your co-workers You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate With chocolate there's no need to fake it Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant You can have chocolate at any time of the month Good chocolate is easy to find You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle You are never too young or too old for chocolate When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good Having chocolate in public won't get you arrested on morals charges You don't have to take the whole thing into your mouth at once You don't have to wash your chocolate before eating it. You don't have to tell chocolate how good it was afterwards

 


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