After wrapping up filming "The Bodyguard" Whitney Houston had had a few drinks. She approached Kevin Costner (who'd also had a few) and said, "you know, I've always wanted to get you in bed. You think we could? Just once?"

Costner said, "Sure, I've been thinking about it, too. We could do it just once."

So they go back to his trailer on the set, where they undress and proceeded making love. After they finished, Whitney says, "Man, that was GREAT! You think we could do that again?"

Costner says, "Sure, sure, but let us rest a bit. Look, while I rest, would you hold my dick with your hands?"

She did and after a while it got hard again, so he climbed on top and made love for some time. At the end, lying in each other's arms, she says, "I can't believe how great it is. Can we *please* do it again?" Costner tells her that'd be fine, but, once again, while he rested, could she just hold his dick.

A little while later he was pumping away, Whitney was screaming, and they exploded in orgasms. "Kevin, I've never made love like that! I can't wait to do it again, but I've got to ask: why do you want me to hold your dick when you rest?"

"Oh, that. Well, the last time I fucked a black woman she stole my wallet."