submitted by Toni
A Rabbi who's been leading a congregation for many years is
upset by the fact that he's never been able to eat pork. So he
devises a plan whereby he flies to a remote tropical island and
checks into a hotel.
He immediately gets himself a table at the finest restaurant
and orders the most expensive pork dish on the menu. As he's
eagerly waiting for it to be served, he hears his name called
from across the restaurant.
He looks up to see 10 of his loyal congregants approaching.
His luck, they'd chosen the same time to visit the same
remote location!
Just at that moment, the waiter comes out with a huge silver
tray carrying a whole roasted pig with an apple in its mouth.
The Rabbi looks up sheepishly at his congregants and says,
"Wow - you order an apple in this place and look how it's
served!"
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