submitted by Dany
Every night after dinner, Harry took off for the local watering
hole. He would spend the whole evening there and always
arrive home, well inebriated, around midnight each night.
He usually had trouble getting his key to fit the keyhole and
couldn't get the door open. And, every time this happened,
his wife would go to the door and let him in. Then, she would
proceed to yell and scream at him for his constant nights out
and coming home in a drunken state. But, Harry still
continued his nightly routine.
One day, the distraught wife was talking to a friend about her husband's behavior.
The friend listened and suggested, "Why don't you treat him
a little differently when he comes home? Instead of berating
him, why don't you give him some loving words and welcome
him home with a kiss? Then, he might change his ways."
The wife thought that this might be a good idea.
That night, Harry took off again after dinner. And, at about midnight, he arrived home in his usual condition.
His wife heard him at the door. She quickly opened it and let Harry in.
Instead of berating him as she had always done, this time
she took his arm and led him into the living room. She sat
Harry down in an easy chair, put his feet up on the foot stool,
and took his shoes off. Then, she went behind him and started
to cuddle him a little. After a short while, she whispered to
Harry, "It's pretty late, dear. I think we should go upstairs to
bed now, don't you think?"
Harry replied in his inebriated state, "Heck, I guess we might as well. I'll get in trouble when I get home anyway!"
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