A man was wandering around a fairground and
he happened to see a fortune-teller's tent.
Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went
inside and sat down.
"Ah....." said the woman as she gazed into her
crystal ball. "I see you are the father of two
"That's what you think," said the man scornfully.
"I'm the father of THREE children."
The woman grinned and said, "That's what YOU think."