Two guys were in line at the ticket counter at the airport. One said to the other:
'Have you ever made a Freudian slip?'

The other guy said:
'I'm not sure I know what that is.'

'Well, for example, when I walked up to this counter and that good looking woman asked if she could help me, I meant to say, I need two tickets to Pittsburgh, but what came out was, I need two pickets to Tittsburgh.'

The other guy said,'Oh yeah, I know exactly what you mean. That happened to me the other night. I was sitting down to dinner with my lovely wife of 20 years. I meant to say, please pass the potatoes, but what came out was, YOU'RE MAKING MY LIFE MISERABLE,YOU BITCH.'