submitted by Ghadi

Adult: A person who has stopped growing at ends and started growing in the middle.

Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Dictionary: The only place where divorce comes before marriage.

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Optimist: A person who while falling from the Eiffel tower says in midway: "See I am not injured yet."

Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in PPORTUNITY.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when he is dead.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and you confidence after.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.