It's the first day of school and the teacher says
to the kids, 'this year we will speak like grown-ups.'
So the teacher goes to the first kid and
asks, 'What did you do in the summer?'
The kid says 'I went on a choo-choo train ride.'
Teacher says 'No, you went on a train ride.'
She goes to the next kid and asks again, the kid
says 'I went on a tug-tug boat ride.'
The teacher says, 'No, you went on a boat ride'
And the teacher goes to the last kid and asks the
same thing and the kid says ' I read a book.'
Teacher says 'Really, what book?'
'Winnie the Shit!'