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  X-Files Top 10 Never Heard  
   




The Top Ten lines you will probably never hear on The X-Files:

10. 'The alien is speaking, Agent Mulder....I think it wants to phone home.'

9. 'Sure we could have these people killed to protect what they know... but isn't that a little harsh?'

8. 'I've seen this one before, Scully. His name is Casper and he's what we call a 'friendly' ghost.

7. 'Look under the mask... this is no swamp monster... it's Mr. Handy, the owner of the old country store!'

6. 'My Lord! This conspiracy involves all three of the Gabor sisters!'

5. 'Well, Agent Mulder...you've caught us. We'll cooperate fully, of course.

4. 'You'll be happy to hear, Assistant Director Skinner, that I've switched over to the nicotine patch.'

3. 'The president wants to see you two immediatly. His cheesburger's possesed.

2. 'And it would have worked, too, if it hadn't been for you meddlin' FBI agents!'

1. 'Gosh, I guess we were wrong... the government did have our best interests at heart, after all!'

 


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