missionary went to an island to teach the natives English. His first student was the tribal chief.

The missionary pointed skyward and said, "Sky".
The Chief said, "Sky".

The missionary pointed to his foot and said, "Shoe". The Chief said, "Shoe".

his is great, thought the missionary as the two began walking together, he's really catching on! After a few minutes of more such lessons, they went around a bush and saw a man and woman making love. The very proper missionary, totally startled, nervously said, "Man riding bike!"

nstead of responding as he had been, though, the Chief aimed his bow and arrow and shot the man.

he horrified missionary asked, "Why?"
he Chief replied, "My bike!"